some cats take the hump at the slightest provocation they expect to be offended in fact, they must be offended it’s a form of self defence something they learned when they were young they think they’re pretty tough because they make a fuss but then, everybody’s tough until they take a kicking the knowledge of certain death will concentrate the mind on the important things in life
some cats cultivate an air of sobriety     it’s not so easy to offend a sober mind      I
have spilled some wine      but I was
diving for pearls     I used to think I was precious         until
I stepped off the edge of the world     now
I have nothing to defend     I no longer
take offense      it’s a queer kind of
freedom      that sets a man against
himself     but  I see every aggravation as  a personal test    coz my enemy lies within     if that makes any sense

