I'm
going mad I tell you!!! Tiny shiny metal bats with wings as sharp as razor
blades clang against the bars of my cage and spiral off - down into the gloomy
infinite - what the fuck is down there anyway! Tang! shliiizz - there goes
another one. They echo locate as they crash straight into my gilded dome.
They'd slice me up if they could get in - but I won't let 'em. I got the only
key you see. So here I coop on this little stoop - too chicken shit to venture
out into the bat infested climes of the infinite what?
I was lured in here by small game hunters who laid a trail of opiated millet - by the time I realised it was a fucking trap - I was too stoned to care. They must have shrunk me to get me into a cage this size - coz I felt pretty big on the outside, but now I feel small on the inside. The day I moved in they gave me a little golden key and said; "Here Joey, this is yours - this here's a zoo and the keeper is you."
I was
fucking furious let me tell you, "What the fuck does this mean?"
I asked - as I hurriedly locked the door. "You mean I'm a fucking prisoner
here?" One of them replied, "Not at all." Shit head - I said,
"What does that mean?" He said, "What does what mean?" I
was getting mighty pissed by now, "What does THAT mean." - "What
does what does THAT mean?" he answers. "Are you pullin' my fucking
chain?" I yelled. "No reply," was the answer. I don't mean 'no
reply' was the answer, I mean "No reply" was the answer. He actually
said "No reply" - what does THAT mean? I'm getting out of here one
day - soon as I figure out where I am, or were out there is, ‘cause I know
where I am - I'm in here, wherever that is. I guess I'm headed out there,
wherever that is, as soon as I figure out where that is, that is.
