4 April 2014

Visitor

Sleeping

 

She arrived at my door

Hysterically drunk

She brought a bottle

So I let her in

She said she fancied me

Then she keeled over

I was not too impressed

By this wonderful news

I put her to bed

And drained her bottle

I slept on the couch

I was less than amused

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5 comments:

  1. Praveen Parasar4 April 2014 at 23:43

    i just liked it...:)) cheers!

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    1. Thank you Praveen - I'm glad you did.

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    2. Praveen Parasar4 April 2014 at 23:48

      even better, take the bottle and show the door...~ ~

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    3. Yes, I now have a policy about drunk people now - they don't get in (unless I'm drunk too)

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    4. Praveen Parasar4 April 2014 at 23:52

      just fair enough...

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